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sodomymcscurvylegs:

“C minor! Put it in C minor!” - The Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2, about to SNATCH ME BALD!

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Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

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ufowiki:

woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)

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johnegbertfromtv:

x-deer-teeth-x:

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

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magic-metal:

izzy-almighty:

izzy-almighty:

imagine not thinking tom holland is the spider-man our generation deserves when homeboy is the only man in the mcu cast who isn’t the epitome of ‘no homo’ and without hesitation stated that he would fuck chris hemsworth

mr chris evans sir i’m sorry for this erasure i know you want to fuck chris hemsworth as well my bad

I love how the last comment implies that Chris Evans contacted op to let them know personally that he’d fuck Chris Hemsworth too

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Q

Anonymous asked:

i hate the meme that nook is evil and greedy sm. he canonically donates 90% of the proceeds from his businese to an orphanage.

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carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

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I…didn’t know that. I was more than willing to defend Tom Nook for his “loan” with 0 interest, no deadline and no pressure or need to pay, but I’m impressed he still makes cash somehow and just donates it, while maintaining his “slimy businessman” reputation like some sort of furry The Boss…

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tonyhawks-armenianwasteland:

biprincepeach:

brokenblackcatskulls:

silverhawk:

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

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In case anyone was worried about this little guy

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

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i laughed at this scene as a child but this is literally how i cope with shit now

cosmic–angell:

concept: cuddly boys who nuzzle their heads into your neck and love being held and blush when you kiss all over their faces and squish their cheeks

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portaljumper339:

mizzmello:

@ the ppl who claim Light had a long and tumultuous downfall to insanity caused by the “power of the notebook”…. he’s literally calling himself God and screaming at a TV halfway into the second episode? I mean, relatable, but hardly a journey…

Dude saw the slippery slope and decided to grab a sled

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